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I have the sallow irritability of an 80 year old man who has misplaced his last pack of menthol cigarettes


May 21st
71,920 notes
8:11 pm

(Source: infinitenap, via biryaniii)

May 21st
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8:11 pm

(via biryaniii)

May 21st
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8:11 pm

“It is true that I am only a young girl, and do not know the ways of war. Explain to me how you propose to defeat ten thousand Unsullied with your five hundred. Innocent as I am, these odds seem poor to me.”

(Source: daeneryus, via starkinglys)

May 21st
10,328 notes
8:10 pm

flockas:

digivolves:

who the fuck uses email still

people that need an appropriate way to tell their professors that they will suck some big things for an A!! Can I get an amen!!!

(via jesuschristvevo)

May 21st
54,311 notes
8:09 pm

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

(Source: malkavianbaker, via kanyewesticle)

May 21st
68,494 notes
8:09 pm

3ridan:

riddlersgammon:

hyungstrider:

if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can

what if its a baby

dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions

(Source: jellyworld, via kanyewesticle)

May 21st
21,420 notes
8:08 pm

princessaryastark:

Gendry has Robert’s strength, Stannis’ stubbornness, Renly’s easy laugh. And though he doesn’t carry the name. He is a true Baratheon by blood.

(via starkinglys)

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May 21st
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8:08 pm
May 21st
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Oh, you're gonna be my bruise: orangefeelspink: shutupmerlin: My grandmother grew up in this tiny...

orangefeelspink:

shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she brought it out of the house and saying that…

May 21st
9,887 notes
8:08 pm

laughinguntilithurts:

tastefullyoffensive:
This kid was born for politics.

May 21st
44,172 notes
8:07 pm

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

(via lookslikeazipper)

s.t.